smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

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Smoof

It's like dope, but better.

"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."

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smoof

1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.

See also unobtainium.

2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.

"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie

"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner

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Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

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smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

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smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

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