Splug

The spermy plug that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Splug flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I popped my splug and pissed all over the back of the toilet seat!

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splug

To spray after rhyming.

I*ll blow my splug all over you steven

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Splug

Sh•plug

Definition 1:
Having a hanging feel of sadness converging with brief self-hatred.

Definition 2:
Immense grudge holding against one’s self

The woman’s splug attitude brought on drastic measures.

(kpop idol name)splug

A amazing cult of kpop idol plugs

“What’s your tiktok @“ “Oh my @ is (kpop idol name)splug”
(kpop idol name)splug approves 👍

Splugging

Derived from spunking and plugging (a slang-like twist on excretion).

It conveys both actions occurring simultaneously in a succinct and playful manner.

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After that dodgy seafood and a wild night, he barely made it to the bathroom before splugging all over the place.