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Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.
The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.
I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!
Splush: That rush of love or desire for your significant other or crush. Not to be confused with a physical erection.
Splushing: spending a huge amount of love energy or desire randomly. Not to be confused with a physical erection.
Boy: sends text “BABE I F****** LOVE YOU”
Girl: “are you splushing right now”
Boy: “I SAID I F****** LOVE YOU”
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Participating in acts of illegal substance use.
Matt and I totally went hardcore splushing last night.
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The state of a hamster after you pet it and it relaxes
I petted my hamster for two minutes and now it is splushy
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The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.
Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.
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