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spoode

What happens when you steal a noodle from someone named Kyton. They will be triggered and slap you.

I just spooded them.

by MyLeftEarLobe June 9, 2018


Spood

Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&amp=true) or arose afterwards.

Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)

by D4D77 September 11, 2019

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spooding

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

by Gentleman Scholars January 5, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


spood

Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.

Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.

1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.

2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.

3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!

4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!

by z00bs October 7, 2010

90๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spood

A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.

I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.

by xkiller8978924576821 April 5, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spood

A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.

Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!

by JJPUSS February 4, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


spood

tiny area where the ballsack ends and penis begins.

by G-LO August 9, 2003

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