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the act of spooning in the nude
"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."
"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"
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Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&=true) or arose afterwards.
Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)
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Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.
Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.
1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.
2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.
3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!
4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!
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A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.
I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.
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What happens when you steal a noodle from someone named Kyton. They will be triggered and slap you.
I just spooded them.
A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.
Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!
Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
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