spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.

I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.

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spumping

humping while in the spooning position

I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.

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spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

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spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

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spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

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chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

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Spump

Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.

Boy, that guy sure is a spump!