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You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Farnworth/ Newbury area where a compulsory 5 years of a teenagers life are wasted.
While strolling along the corridors of St James' you may come across some of the following paracites:
'Roadmen'- A reminder of what the failure of tomorrow's generation will look like. You will typically find a roadman trying to act 'hard' by showing off infront of his fellow roadman by taking (and dealing) drugs in F- Block Lavotories. A roadman's vocabulary is very small and not very complex, yet no one ever really knows how to reply. Their most used phrases are "what you sayin' ", "my G", and "ched".
Walking Wotsits- The lowest form of human being found on this planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting drunk and/or high as a kite on a Friday night 'sesh'.
The slag- a girl who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant. They hang out with about a quarter of the school and always laugh/talk really loudly so everyone can see how oh so popular they are.
"Off to the shit hole tomorrow"
"St James's?"
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A preppy, rich boy town where you either skateboard, bmx; smoke mad weed Or be a jock and sit home all day playing video games. Everyone says 'Weah' Or 'herb'. Half of the teen population act like they live in the ghetto and try to be a homie. Kids here wear really fresh jordans with abercrombie t-shirts. You are either rich and mommy and daddy give you $200 to go to get food 'uptown'. Nobody ever make it big if you were raised in st james. Nobody sticks up for themselves and everyone person picks on kids 5 years younger than them. The population consists on 95% caucasain 2% hispanic and 3% African.....you also make bomb threats to get out of school and sit home all day Or go into town to smoke pot outside of the smoke shop. Every car that you see on lake avenue is well above $60,000.
Friend 1: yo man wanna go uptown and hit the bong?
Friend 2: Nah man I have to go home and study My dad is giving me $400 to study.
Friend 3:want to go to the mall? I need more abercrombie and chill with the goths
Friend 4: I love st james! There never crime!
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1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee.
2. God.
3. can accomplish anything.
4. better than Chuck Norris
5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral
Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”
Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.
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The home of football. Gets 52,000 geordie fanatics supporting the most entertaining football team in Europe every week.
What an atmosphere it was at St James Park today. The geordies enjoyed a 4-0 hammering of Barcelona!
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During intercourse this is were the female is straddled (on top) over the male while his erect penis is inserted into her vagina. This position is usually done with the knowledge that the female is in control of the sexual activity.
Laura was Riding St. James last night.
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James Douglas Morrison (1943-71), poet, shaman, lead singer for dark psychedelic and blues group The Doors, and someone who really knew what material to use for trousers. Had talent and a half. Knew the writings of Huxley, Nietzsche, Artaud and William Blake. Had a rocking good life. If he hadn't swallowed so much of his own bullshit, not to mention such vast quantities of alcohol and at least one particular dose of opiate, he might have had a lot more of it. Buried at a modest site in Pere Lachaise, Paris. Since then his grave has become a Mecca for saprophytic potheads who have spread graffiti far and wide, desecrated his memory and pissed off the surviving relatives of those buried round about.
Terry went on a trip to Paris last year to check out the burial site of St. James of LA.
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An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.
Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."