stardar

The ability to detect where the nearest starbucks is

man#1:hey man i need to find a starbucks
man#2:there should be one around this corner
man#1:hey how did you know that?
man#2:I have stardar

Stardar

The inate ability to locate a Starbucks nearby when traveling in unfamiliar territory.

Friend 1: “We need to find a Starbucks in this town. I need a triple chai latte pronto.”

Friend 2: “No problem, I’m guessing there should be a Bucks up ahead on the left.”

Friend 1: “You’re right -- I see it. Man, how do you do that? Your stardar always amazes me.”

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