starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

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Starwank

The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.

Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.

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starwank

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.

Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.

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starwanking

The act of beating off a celebrity

Monica Lewinski bit off more than she could chew when she agreed to starwanking the President.