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A term used to describe the massive size of Tracie's hands.
It was difficult for her to find a pair of mittens that would fit those steamshovels she calls hands.
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Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.
John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.
when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass
I fuck myself with shit
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When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.
I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.
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Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!
Here, maybe this will give you a clue.
Dude 1: Hey man.
Dude 2: Ssup.
Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.
Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!
Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!
Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!
Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.
Dude 1: Seriously?
Dude 2: Serious, man.
There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.
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