stootfish

an unaware ugly girl that an attractive girl hangs out with to look better by comparison.

Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?

whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.

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Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.

Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!