After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.
If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.
You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
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Aaron Storch has rocketed to US fame in the past year. Although he started as a second string right wing for a relatively unknown south Canadian hockey team, he now has a completely loyal (and almost fanatic) following in the US. His name has given rise to many expressions:
for example, "Storch" is being exchanged with "Pimp," "Baller," and "Sick-Nasty"
Old phrase: "Dude, that shit was SICK! Did you see that triple backflip?"
Now: "Dude! that shit was STORCH, man! He's fuckin STORCHIN it up out here!" etc...
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Athletic, very appealing, someone who is very bright, normally there favorite number is 12, someone who can always make you laugh, you Always wanna be around this person... basically an all around cool person!
I wanna be Storch like you.
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Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
One of the greatest hip-hop producers out there rite now. Former Roots keyboardist. Responsible for joints like Lean Back, poppin' them thangs, still d.r.e, etc. and endless jay z, dre, snoop, busta hits. Says "a Scott Storch song will never appear on a Ja Rule album again" as he is so strongly asociated with shady/aftermath family. Dating lil' Kim.
Too many 2 list - look out for his name on the cd cover - will say produced by s.storch on more songs than u think. The guy is more sought after than the neptunes or dre rite now as far as productions. Has only ever produced huge selling records.
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A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent
Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch
A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."