stuporvision

Supervising young child when asleep or inebriated

I know its 6AM, but I'm leaving the 2 year old at home with you and he needs stuporvision.

I want Dad to be a part of my child's life, but not when he is only able to stuporvise her every night.

Your stuporvision of the puppy gave him an opportunity to eat my shoes!

Stuporvising

The act of watching and taking care of a Drunk or Inebriated Person(s), while you are intoxicated yourself.

Ex) "Yeah I was stuporvising Evan last night so I didn't get home until three."

stuporvised release

1. Da freeing of a still-dangerous inmate due to da warden's or parole-board's not being conscious at da time.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.

Dunno which would be more costly for da taxpayers --- keeping someone dangerous in jail, or purchasing da huge quantities of sedatives necessary for a stuporvised release.