Subutex Blues

The feeling after taking subutex or suboxone recreationally. Followed by a day or two of drinking water, puking, and feeling hot despite freezing temperatures with little to no euphoria.

Stan: Kenny, why weren't you at school today?

Kenny (muffled): I got the subutex blues Stan I took my mom's whole strip I've been puking all day pretending to have the flu.

Kyle: Well did she catch on?

Kenny (muffled): ofc not guys she's blaming my dad they've been screaming at eachother about getting well and breaking plates all morning.

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