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Surith

Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.

Prince Harry: i would like to apply the cream to thine todger.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.

by sweetiephalli January 15, 2023


Surith

Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.

Prince Harry: i would like to apply the cream to thine todger.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.

by sweetiephalli January 15, 2023


Surith

he can be a pain in the butt but he's so awesome. and so cool

surith is so cool, he looks like Super Macho Man from Punch-Out on the Wii

by ga1acta February 10, 2023