Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

Susaphone

The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.

Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.

That susaphone player's a real duchebag.

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