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swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006

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swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez February 23, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton October 2, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)

"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!

by jjv3b7 February 4, 2010

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swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 7, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

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