swonged

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

“hey man the copski next to use doesn’t know we’re swonged!”
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“dude this flameski’ has me swonged”

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swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

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Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

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Swongs

That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.

Swongs are one thing.

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Swong

Swong = Smoke Weed song. Song which would be perfect while smoking weed. A very calm and relaxing song. Eg. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People, Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

Dude, this swong is awesome!!

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Swonging

The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen.

Dude, What r u doing
I'm swonging man, jeez
Oh, sweet

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