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When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.
Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....
German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.
I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.
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A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.
A herpes blister.
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
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A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
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A person who has sex with farm animals.
Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
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A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
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a tannenbaum eater is a term to call someone who's **german**
person 1: im german
person 2: wow you're such a tannenbaum eater!