tardhawk

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

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tardhawk

1.someone who wakes up in the morning with their hair sticking up in all directions.
2. the mentally retarded version of a mohawk

Goodness Brett, you look lkike a tardhawk

tardhawk

1. when some one with normal hair puts the middle part into a mohawk style without shaving the sides.

2. when someone with short hair attempts a mohawk (while correctly shaving sides), resulting in a 2-inch by 1/2-inch strip of hair.

3. one who uses either of the two styles of hair mentioned above.

1,2). Guy 1: Dude. why did you get a tardhawk? your hair looks retarded now.

3). Nobody goes to a tardhawk for hair styling advice.