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To tickle one with a testicle.
What's that testicle doing in my armpit?
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Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
Adj:
1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.
2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
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The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.
"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"
- Dead guy
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when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls
guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle
The act of tickling the testicles and surrounding area.
Last night, Tina was testickling me! I almost kicked her.
a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.