texticating

having sex through text messages

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.

texticals

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.

*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

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textical

as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals

i just got a textical

Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

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texticals

The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.

Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"

Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"

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texticals

A set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.

I got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!

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Textical

A person who can’t go five minutes without texting

Stop texting your such a textical!