The 0-60

The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.

Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.

Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.

Harold: FML.

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0-60

The time it takes for a vehicle to reach a speed of 60 mph. For this test the vehicle is required to start at a stand still position. The Fastest 0-60 time ever recorded is 1.7 seconds by the Lingenfelter ZO6 Corvette. Unfortunateley none were ever produced for the public. The fastest 0-60 time by a normal production car is the Koenigsegg CC with a time of 3.0 .

Ferrari
Vette
Lambo
Viper

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0-60

When u think ur fine but then all of a sudden the shit hits u at once

Are u chillin?Ya I’m straight. Fuck no just went 0-60

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0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.

0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.

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0 to 60

Drinking some sort of alcohol as fast as you can to become inebriated in the shortest time possible.

Tonight I'm going 0 to 60 at this party.

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0 to 60 Loser

Someone calling the cops for fun...and winding up in jail.

Woody became a 0 to 60 Loser when he called the cops for fun. And then he wound up in jail.