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the earth

A place where you eat walk and pee

Wow i cant belive The earth chose mee to be here

by A person you don't know 123 March 12, 2017

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earth

Mostly harmless.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

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Earth

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

by Ludd February 26, 2015

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Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

3330๐Ÿ‘ 570๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

33๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earth

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

176๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

by Idonthaveone June 22, 2012

100๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž