The Gord

The awesome owner of the Gamer's Edge store in Canada. He has a website telling of his adventures with idiot customers.

"Door's on your left."
Love the Gord, fear the Gord. The Gord is great, the Gord is our Gord.

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Gord

indian version of saying GOOD

originator: ownage pranks

Indian: How are you today?
Ownage: GORD GORD

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gording

to hover uncontrollably, breathing an undesirable ambience over a single, vulnerable, quivering, target.

gordie was gording all over emily.

"i'm being gorded!"

"oh shit, he's gording again."

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Gords

Variation of the word gordo. Another way to call out someone who has consumed mass amounts of drugs/alcohol and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function anymore. Refer to gordo

Scott:hahaha, oh man look at thomas
Nick: haha, he's throwing up everywhere
Marc: ya man he's straight gords

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gord

Canadian chirp, mainly used by hockey players who have blond mohawks come playoff time. Possibly the worst and most uncreative chirp ever created. A Gord is similar to an asshole or an idiot. It has no direct meaning when necessarily applied to someone, but it used a playful or humorous insult.

Most likely comes from Boyd 'Gordo' Gordon.

Tim: Hey James your a gord.
James: Haha, good one.

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gord

a derivative of good; a mispronunciation of good

Person1 : how was your dessert?
Person2: it was gord.
Person1: that's gord

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Gord

When someone pulls their pants and underwear down and farts on someone else to create an instant stink.

Oh man Josh Gorded me and the smell was horrifying.

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