The Red Mile

A place in calgary where all the flames fans go to get drunk and take off their clothes for the hockey game in playoffs. No rules or laws matter when the red mile is in action, so you can be as offensive as you want!

Levi;"lets go to the red mile to pick up some skank, be rude and drunkly obscene"
David;"I'm gay"

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Red Mile

The unofficial new name of 17th Avenue SW, in Calgary Alberta which has become as of recent the party hub of the city where fans go to cheer on the home town Calgary Flames during their playoff run.

"I got flashed by some girl down on the Red Mile!"

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red and brown mile

When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.

Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."

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