Random
Source Code
Random
When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...
When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.
1👍 1👎
When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.
14👍 6👎
When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism
Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.
13👍 8👎
When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!
3👍 4👎
This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.
I used to be a pariah like you until I Richard Nixoned 78 thirteen-year-old boys.
25👍 10👎
A crook.
Also, President of the United States from 1969-1974. His accomplishments included officially recognizing China, keeping a steady hand on the economy, managing the war in Vietnam with a reasonable level of competence, and completely destroying Americans' faith in their political system for generations to come by having the balls to create a massive criminal surveillance infrastructure then desperately trying to cover it up while becoming the laughingstock of the media.
Also, said "Sock it to me" on Laugh-In once. That was cool.
"Hey look, it's Richard Nixon!"
"Boo!"
901👍 397👎
A foreplay manuver where a person places each hand (making the peace symbol) on either side of a woman's breasts, pushing them together. Then the person sticks their face in the woman's cleavage and shakes his/her head back in forth while saying, "I am not a crook." Preferably using a voice similar to Former President Richard Nixon.
Bob gave Deanna a Richard Nixon when they were fooling around one night.
108👍 59👎