The Wipe

The action in which you touch someone's ass by moving your hand between their legs, wiping your hand across their privates in the process.

That guy over there was looking like a hell of a snack so I had to give him The Wipe to let him know.

wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.

Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!

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wiped

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

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Wipe

Something that weenies do after they take a dump.

Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."

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Wiped

The act of being extremely tired.

I just finished my workout, I'm totally wiped.

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wipe

Used in mmorpgs when the enter party dies.

We wiped on the boss 3 times so everyone left.

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