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A new form of STD contracted by my good friend, while sleeping with too many dirty girls.
A combination of syphilis, gonorreah, genital warts and crabs.
This may seem harsh, this new disease called The Marsh. Its rare not generic and spread by derek, so close your legs bitches and ull stay hoes without itches, if you know girls hes been with, most likely a bohemeth, run for the door to avoid that red sore. If its too late, dont tell your date, just try to pass her on to another mate. LOL
--- Mat and Ty
"Yo man, my balls are itchy"
"you probably have The Marsh"
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(adj) to be marsh is to appear as drunk and high as possible to the point where your eyes are closed and you lose the ability to realize the fact that people near you are speaking of how fucked up you look. This can be caused by any combination of mind-altering substances, but especially alcohol and cannabis. You also have the tendency to tell fellow acquaintances that you are "Way too drunk." or "Way too high." or both. Named after the beloved Marsh Robinson of New Orleans/Kentucky. (he's not dead, he's just too marsh)
variations: way too marsh (usually used in this context), darshed out, marshin'
"Hey dawg, I just smoked two bowls, I've had some of this Sailor Jerry's, and I have this 12-pack of PBR in my backpack...I am way too marsh right now.
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"Man, that guy just turned his head as if to look at something even though his eyes are closed..he's way too marsh.
"I'm waaaaayyy too drunk. Waaaaayyyy too high."
-Marsh Robinson//Darsh Vader/Marshall Mathers/Marshmallow
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To absolutley destroy somebody particularly in sports.
OMG that kid just got marshed! I think he's out for the season.
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When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.
Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."
"Yes! Let's do it!"
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Amazing last name of a man with a bright future and dreams to be accomplished. Sexually the best thing a woman has had. Intellegent and Strong. One of Gods best creations. Honesty is his best policy. Selflessness is his hobby and he would never hurt anyone unless they were a douche.
Girl 1: See that guy in the blue truck???
Girl 2: Yeah... What about him?
Girl 1: He is in my engineering class... He's totally a Marsh.
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Frequently described as being in a in a fucked up situation, screwed, or just losing at life. Also used to describe muddy, swamp-like land.
Your 20 years old, not in school, don't have a job, and you have a kid on the way, your in the marsh.
Joe: Man I missed the last bus home.
Ben: IN THE MARRRSSHHH!!! LOL you betta hitchhike.
Brian got mud on his new sneakers when he walked in the marsh.
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