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A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.
"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other
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Aka shemale.
Only has one hole in the nether region. Missing a vagina, still has the penis attached.
First Guy: "Wow man, she's hot!".
Second Guy: "Dude, she's a one hole babe!".
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When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.
Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.
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The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."
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Giving a blow job through a glory hole whilst taking a shit
The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!
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