padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

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padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

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Padlocked

Cockblocking on a more extreme and personal level.

David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)

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Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

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Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.

Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.

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Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

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