trenholme griffin

1) a mystical creature with the legs & horn of a unicorn and the ability to breath fire out his nose. is both a ninja and a pirate, and is known to plumage the seas without being seen.

2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason

"it's a bird! it's a plane! nope, its trenholme griffin!!"