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When the teacher forgets the material.
Jared: Mathematics class was just one big Trump Presidency!
Jared 2: I have no idea what you're talking about Jared 1. You're fifty two.
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The person who is responsible for kicking out the Mexican people
Your nan wants trump for president
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Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"
*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*
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1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.
2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"
"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.
2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"
"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
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45th President of the United States of America. He made the economy better and protects the country from illegal Mexican immigrants.
President Trump: "We will build a wall to keep our border safe!"
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President Donald Trump. The greatest President the U.S. ever had! He is the last true American in office!
President TRUMP is the last true American in office. He didn't sell out or country like biden will.
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