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When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.
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An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.
Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!
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When Donald trump takes a verbal shit
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!
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just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
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Fecal matter that strongly (or loosely) resembles Donald Trump, in appearance, smell, or intelligence.
After Taco Tuesday I polluted the bathroom with a particularly potent Trump Dump.
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When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.
Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?
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When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.
"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."
"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."
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