trumpet bum

Used to describe someone who farts alot.

Oh, gezzz... you trumpet bum!

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Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

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bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

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bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

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Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

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