Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

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turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.