turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

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Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.