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The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
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A localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. Sometimes found with chunks.
Looks like you ran into some turdulence
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Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.
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The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
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The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
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I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
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