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A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.
See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.
Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
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A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
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Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
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literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
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The description of of vagina being shit or ugly.
That girl had a twatmong
A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"
"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"
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