twiffling

A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.

Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."

twiffle

A twiffle is widely considered as someone that is your best friend on the popular social networking site, Twitter.

"Hey, did you know that @davetran is my twiffle?"

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twiffle

to tickle someone's butthole

Haha! I just twiffled him.

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twiffle

A small and visually attractive vulva. One that hasn't been worn out or is stinky.

"I went out with the gymnast on Friday, oh man she has the cutest twiffle."

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Twiffle

When hair is mixed in three different colors such as brown, grey and white. it occurs in older people and people with curly hair more often.

Wow, that ladies hair has a lot of twiffle!

Twiffle

“Twat” combined with “waffle” to make “twiffle.” I tried “twaffle” but it’s not quite as pleasing to the ears...

“Shut the fuck up you useless twiffle”
“Go fuck yourself you irritating twiffle”