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a twittard is basically your average twitter user, which spend 20 hours in twitter and find new mental disorders every second. these mental disorder creations are based on their IQ, which is expected to be below 50.
''hey dude, have you seen that twittard call me a racist yesterday?''
''yeah, what was the reason?''
''me being a gamer.''
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Pronounced twi-ttard
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
person 1: I got called homophobic in twitter despite me being gay for not wanting to ship characters of the same gender!
person 2: Those twittards again
a term used to describe people of twitter; usually the retarted and braindead mcyt or kpop stans who are so sensitive you breathe and they will call you a "homophobic neo-nazi transphobe >nword< (these people aren't black btw) cracker"
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
Jimmy: yo Harold yo girl Amy a twittard, she told someone to kill themself because they didnt support Karl Jacobs
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
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can you believe these twittards actually think there is free "Obama money"?
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A person who tweets at ridiculous proportions, even though knowing that no one cares about what he tweets about
200 new tweets from this guy ?! What a twittard
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A person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. This person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious "SMS shorthand".
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "TP I bought @ Costco 2day is hella soft!! \m/."
(Ten minutes later)
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"
(Two minutes later)
Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"
(Two minutes later)
Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.
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Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".
Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.
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