twobble

A stupid and incompetent person. Used when one wants to call someone a twat but is scared of offending them, so they mince their words and use this mild, but rather stupid, bit of slang. Occasionally used in Northern England, particularly Yorkshire and Lancashire.

"You thick twobble."
"What a stoopid fucking twobble."
"This school is full of twobbles."

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twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

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log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

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