twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

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twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

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twonker

one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina

Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might

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twonker

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

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twonker

A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.

I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.

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Twonker

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

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Twonker

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

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