Undispansionable

A private sector term, spoken by a CEO who thinks he is a ruthless over-achiever, when in reality he is a useless wanker.

A true definition of the word undispansionable means a business that can't be bought out/subject to hostile takeover because it is actually perfoming so well that the idea of financial problems/staff cuts/low profit margins are laughable.

"I really want to take over this business but it's doing so well that it is completely undispansionable."