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unfollowphobia

(n.) A morbid, irrational fear of losing a follower on Twitter. More flagrant because the number of followers you have is perpetually visible on your Twitter home page, so a decrease in their number is much more visible.

Aerith: I keep checking my Twitter every thirty minutes?
Bob: Why is that?
Aerith: Ever since I have reached 100 followers, I feel like someone will unfollow me.
Bob: Bitch you got unfollowphobia.

by mistermisteriosa March 21, 2014