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unicorgan

A unicorgan is a majestic as fuck creature created by the heated fornication of a unicorn and a dragon, as the unicorn was feeling particularly uni-horny. The offspring (the Unicorgan) has two mighty wings, as well as a horn on its head and the ability to breath fire. This mighty beast is fond of relaxing in the canopies of trees after spending an afternoon fucking up vilages and slaughtering their citizens.

The Unicorgan flew through the skies, its magnificent and scaly genitals floating in the breeze.

by BreadstickMagician May 13, 2015