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combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"
Someone from Utah.
These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.
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A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).
"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."
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1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.
2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.
2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.
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Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.
Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!
Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.
John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.
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A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.
We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.
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Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube.
Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,
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A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
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