v-train

still a virgin, ridin on the "v-train", has not yet had sex

She almost lost her virginity, so her stop on the v-train almost arrived.

"I almost got off the v-train, but i realized it was the wrong stop."

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v-train

still a virgin, not yet had sex

K: Hey Bek, still riding the v-train?
B: Yeah, I'm chastizzlin.

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Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.

Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!