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Vampie

(vam-pee) Comes from the vampires' bloodline. In other words, it's an immortal creature that excesively drinks Coca~Cola. Like vampires, they drink blood, but just for fun. They can sometimes be hyper because of all the sugar that they constantly drink. Like vampires, they do have a weakness. Their weakness are coconuts, other sodas, tomatoes, and fried eggs. To kill a vampie, you have to shove any of those weaknesses up their noses. To revive them, u may shove bacon in their mouths.

WARNING: They may take one portion of bacon every 3 hours. If not, they may have: heart attacks, excesive need for blood, the urge to stab people, the urge to hug people, the need to be weird, deception problems, excesive thirst and hunger, may feel the need to have sexual relation, and many others.
CAUTION: They may get too hyper if they take 5 or more servings of Coca~Cola.

I'm not a vampire, you dumb butt! I'm a vampie.

by AlexxaVamppie May 20, 2011

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Vampie

1. A type of pie that can feed on your blood from the inside to slowly kill you
2. a type of pie that can turn you into a vampire
3. a soul placed into a pie to be eaten and slowly drink the victom blood till it dies and the soul can take over the victoms blood.

1. "Did you hear that Alex got served yesterday"
"How so?"
"Mary made him a vampie for desert"
"Lol, he deserves it"
2. Max ate a vampie, and now he's hotter than Edward Cullen. Who knew that a chess club nerd could get so hot with just a vampie.
3. Linda died a few days ago, but the witches put her soul in a vampie. A few days later Linda was in pop star Miley Cyrus's body and started posting dirty pictures of herself on the web.

by TheDeadPie February 23, 2009

8πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


vampy

Sexy or highly appealing, usually referring the darker, edgier fashion.

Sexy girls who wear heavy eyeliner are vampy.

by JamiJaye September 29, 2007

148πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


vampy

Relating to vampires or other "dark" vampire related culture. Usually referring to a style of clothing, make-up or overall appearence.

She was wearing dark, vampy red nail polish.

by Magnolia Solace July 29, 2005

78πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Vampi

1. All gothy and sexy like.
2. A stealer of towels.

1. "Ooh, she looks very gothy."
"Yes, quite the Vampi"
2. "Oi, you took my towel you vampi!"

by Elliott Solomon March 29, 2004

26πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


VAMPY

Verbally and Mathematically Precocious Youth -- a summer camp hosted by Western Kentucky University for middle and high schoolers which focuses on academics. Often renamed by campers to Viscious and Maliciously Psychotic Youth or Vampires, Axe Murderers, Pyros, and Yuppies.

Hey, didn't that kid go to VAMPY?

by mephistowolf June 28, 2006

51πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Vampi

A half gremlin (not natural) pink haired (possible) crack head with a Bo staff who is main character in the dystopian fantasy comic in the making call β€œSurface” which is the sister comic to β€œUnderground” both made by equally unhinged pixilart.com user @VampDeez.

She’s also like hella gay and dating this little platform croc wearing hacker named Molly Loop while also despising technology and extremely good at breaking that shit, like ong she showed up to a high school robotic competition just to break all their shit, punch the head teacher, and leave all the kids in tears.

Vampi also ate a homophobe as the bad ass bisexual she is.

Person 1: Man I just love Vampi, she so adorable

Person 2: Dude, go see a therapist, she literally ate my brother

by VampDeez August 8, 2023