Vardy

The name of a godlike mild mannered person who is the best friend you could ever have

whos your best friend? I got a vardy

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Jamie Vardy

A father figure to some, but mostly known as an English legend who is defended among social network by a group of people who support him. Creator of 'chat shit get banged', this one is not related to Peter Vardy, and instead is a footballer for Leciester City. He puts the King in King Power.

"Did you see that Jamie vardy scored again?"

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Vardy bomb

A shit cocktail which was very popular in and around Leicester, UK circa 2016. Named after Leicester’s true hero Jamie Vardy. It is made in the form of a jäger bomb, and consists of WKD blue and a shot of jäger. It was created in celebration of Leicester City Football Club’s premier league win in 2015-16.

Person 1: “omg Leicester won the league, people finally know of our city”
Person 2: “get the vardy bombs innnn!”

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Vardy

A ginger, half Colombian, slight in stature, and somehow whiter than a fresh roll of toilet paper, who is an absolute stud of a human, pulls all the bitches, and controls the entirety of the coke cartels in South America.

"Wow that drug lord is mixed? He must be a Vardy, he's whiter than Michael Jackson."

Vardis

Vardis is a cool guy working as a cheese maker at down Valsamonero, which is located near the known mountain NHPOI. He loves alcohol and poker. He is the first actual blind person in the world who plays poker! His range pre-flop is every hand, except 4-2o sometimes. His dream is to own a hotel someday. For that reason, even tho, young girls reaches him for sex, he prefers to sleep next to them without touching them. What a hero

Vardis is a gentleman, be like vardis